Trying To Hit Homeruns

It Sux Being Locked Out Of Your Own House

2010-02-23T22:50:00.002+08:00

ppl! (specifically syuk)
(who is apparently the only one reading this crap)
I know the world hates me!
Woohoo

Locked outta my house
pants tear
and what not

ugh
today went to study wif wei shan and syuk
study okay lah
Cause Nerds Fire Crazy Doctors For Respiration
Doctors Blame Mother Because Police Like Dogs
Two pieces of crap we came up with

then go home
see that sis left the house with door locked
and it just so happened that i forgot to take my keys
so fortunate ah?

then i realise key on table
try use the broom outside to reach
cannot
gt one metal rod oso
i take of my shoe the lace
tie the rod to the broom
can reach!!

BUT CANNOT HOOK THE F**KING KEY!

then i drag onto the floor
then i slip the the stool i was standing on
my pants tear
~into a perfect square~

neighbour walk past me
look at me like some retard liddat
so i carry on with the sweeping of the keys towards me

finally lah
get the key
guess what!

CAN OPEN!
something good actually happened!
XD

hmph
I BOUGHT A NEW BIKE!
lucky no. 7
hope this time wont kena stolen

i cry wan
skali on the day they open the lift
bike lost
O.o
touch wood touch wood
touch plastic touch plastic

=.=
DID YOU KNOW.....
all the furniture in my room is made of wood....
:O

sleepy lah
bb

My Heart Still Pain Sia

2010-02-09T17:22:00.002+08:00

ppl!
longtime never post
(i doubt anybody is reading this anyways)
sry to the guyz who gonna drop Pure Sciences
i thought i was gonna have to drop sia
u know when mr. tan announce the name right

he was goin in the sequence of register number
he reach Jun Xian then got one more
i thought gonna be me

he say "zzzzz"
i tot will be "oonaayed" after tat
but then came out
"aaveeyer"
I was like AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(not literally)
inside i was screaming
my heart literally did a backflip
(not literally :p)

wah my heart pain like fuck
but i glad i study
need to buck up
NEVER THOUGHT DIARY CAN BE SO USEFULL!!!
i every year tot they juz waste paper giving us the same shit wan
i guess after 10 yrs of schooling, a diary is not wasted
XD

kay lah gonna l4d2
see whether wan to post nxt time
byes

Teachers Day Rehearsal

2009-08-27T20:57:00.006+08:00

People!!!
Long Time Never Post
Don't Feel Like It
Boring Also

After school wanted go softball wif benjamin
damn RAIN!!!
(nt the singer)
go up to hall and see teachers day rehearsal
[now listening to (the climb by miley cyrus)]
[nt bad actually]
took video of our class
(its below)
gt bored
sit wif chuan at gallery
wierdly no one saw us
(i think)

Anyways
heres the teachers day rehearsal the video
for those who couldn't open
(ahem..jeremy..ahem)

SBS Got Some Problem (PG13 for Coarse Language)

2009-08-12T22:01:00.005+08:00

Imagine One Day
Standing Under The Bus Stop
Sweating Like Mad
Heat Killing You Inside
No Bus..........
Sucks Doesn't It?
Now
Imagine You On Your Bike
Stopping At The Bus Stop To Get A Drink
You Look At The Road
Slowly You See The Buses Come
1 By 1
28,28,291,28,291,28,291,28,291
All Coming With 5s Intervals
How Would You Feel?

haha
Seriously!!!
This Happened Today!!!
I wanted to cycle home today
so i go repair my bike
then go play soccer
with chuan they all

when cycling to the bus stop
i wanted a drick
so stop and buy
syuk beside
slowly we see
28 come, then come again, then 291 come, then 28 come, then 291 come...so on so forth

Both Of Us Like WTF!!?!?!?!??!
On days You no need bus
the bus straight away come
2 at a time sometimes
how many of you see gt notice before?

seriously
SBS gt some mind reading shit or wat?
or issit the f***ing bus drivers who want to drive fast on one route and slow on the other?

i think its the f***ing bus drivers
you know why?
they gt perfectly planned schedules
yet they dun wan follow
sometimes
get off late
sometimes
get off early
wtf????

assholes
no respect for other people who need to get to places on time
***** **** **** ******

^^^^^^^^
bad words

Anyways
gt up late 2day
woke up at 7.20
AM not PM!!
gt to school
the tall guy scold me
(sry dunno name...OM ah?)
then Ms. Tay
(i think)
scold me also

i look so innocent outside
inside i was throwing every vulgar word i knew at her
haha
so vulgar today
the world sux

nvm
thats pretty much it i guess
boring life

2 MORE DAYS TO BDAE!!!!!
GIMME MONEY
NO NEED PRESENTS!!!

F***ing Bike

2009-08-09T14:11:00.005+08:00

People!!!!!
Din Want To Post!!!!
But No Choice!!!!!
Wei Shan Force Me!!!!

anyways
as you know
or not know
or maybe know
or 75% know
or 35% know
or......whatever
i gt a bike like 3 weeks ago

gt see bo?
gt some pics.........

The TomPang-ing Thing

The Bike Lah??

Adidas Sticker

The Scorpion Nike

Nike Sticker

Felt So Photograph-istic
Taking these pics

where was i?
oh ya
f***king bike
its been only 3 weeks after i bought the thing
suddenly the front tire flat
im like wtf????
then never mind
i go get new tire
then the f***ing thing
the very next day
the back tire flat
ALL BY ITSELF!!!!!!
wat the f***!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

i monday taking to the shop i buy from
im gonna give em a peice of my mind

what shit they gimme sia!!?!??!
so fast tire flat without anyone doing anything???

anways
14th Aug me BDAE!!!!
Empty your wallets!!!
gimme me money
no need presents
chey!!
15th goin watch UP
wif i dunno whu
Zainab bringing people
that all i know.....
cluless
syukri comin
i tink
wadeva

k lah
bye
Happy Wei Shan??
oh ya
some pics
like shit wan

Cannot See Clearly
but the Sun was like Verrrry Round That day

Wat i would look like in a beard...:P

The cat downstairs......cute sia!!....(I sound so gay)

Close up

Da Vinci The Gay!!

2009-07-30T20:30:00.004+08:00

Haha
No Offence To Da Vinci
His Face Matches Mona Lisa's Face
Part Woman, Part Man
wtf?

As u now
we went to the da vinci exhibition today
at science centre
only 3E1 went
hahahahahahahahah
other class sux
[just realize im being classist]

anways
the place like shit
he create all this cool stuff
and they dont even let us touch
wtf?
they are replicas somemore
nt even the real thing
sad ah their lives?

then they say gt this whole side just for Mona Lisa
im like
okay
that might be cool
go there
its just tonnes of Mona Lisas in different colours
wtf?
some words about how it was stolen and shit like that
wasted $3 on the bloody shit
never even let us go mcdonalds
wtf?

anyways after coming back the bus driver was like in the view of the mirror
so could like see his eyes from the back
when i was sitting there
sometimes i noticed he sometimes
dunno how to say
hesitated?
a little bit

usually
bus drivers let the students go down first ryte?
this time he went down first....
then everyone like suddenly looking at the rear window of the bus
im like wat happen?
saw him at the
u know our school gt the yellow colour barricades just beside foyer where the teachers park the cars ryte?
the driver was like holding on to the thing while kneeling down
holding his back

i think he sprain or sumthing
then mr.mazli come help
see wats the prob.
helped to lay him down
asked wei ling (our class SJAB girl)
to get some
i dunno wat
she go
then we wait there for sometime
some went home
were like
where wei ling go?
shes the only SJAB there
then she disappear
????

then the security guard and ms. sakinah ask us go
so we go home lah

Thats it lah
Some pics.......

What Are We Waiting For!?!?!?!?

The Fake Dino.......Really Fake

The Water Tornado Thing

The Bus

Xuan And Chuan

WOW.....Long Time Never Post

2009-07-27T23:17:00.004+08:00

Amazing
Never Post Since June 10
WoWoWoWoWoW
Starting to get bored wif this
blogging at 11:19 pm at night
not my best idea
nobody at home
dun feel like sleeping
slept since 530
wake up 930
nev do hmwk
woke up wif cough and running nose
wtf???
i think no need go school 2morrow
psp in hand
tv on
com on
WoW (again)

lame
anyways...watched Harry Potter on sunday
not that nice
really
not nice
im like
wat?? start ready ah? at the end of the movie
chey!

Lets see wat i can remember since i last post
oh....
PE gt interclass last last last week
we kena first siol!!!
WoW (again!!!)
cant believe
lets see gt wat else

BOUGHT A BIKE!!!!!
same as syukri bike
exact replica
wanted blue
but need order
so dun care
buy black
later no one can see me
????
anyways
look very similar
so i bought nike and adidas sticker while syuk bought transformers the sticker
now look almost not the same??
bought the thing that u use to stand behind the bike thing
the so called..."tompang-ing" thing
heres how u pronounce
(toh-m-pah-ng-ing)
so yeah
my bikecycle to school wif syuk everyday
sad my house no lift
already lost 3 bikes
dun wan lose another
so carry up and down 4 storeys everyday
heavy bodo!!
like that no need excercise anymore
wat else?

nvm
skip 2 today
errr.....
RISE selected Fu Xian for sincerity person
I vote 4 him u knoW!!!!!
U owe me!!!
chey!!
really really sincere....
(dun really know wat that means)

changed class 2 4E4 classroom
damn it
our old classroom better sia!!!
f**k lah
chey!!
gd thing is 3E2 beside
means that the soccer gang is united!!
chey!!!
(very lame 2day)
second gd thing
very close to library
MT just walk over
save 5 mins of time
can use it to sleep
Yeah!
one more gd thing actually
nt exactly for me lah
Ms Sakinah hated the 3E1 whiteboard
she'll have a nice time now
(with the new whiteboard)
her office closer now
even better 4 her
maybe she'll give less hmwk
O_o
(dunno wat that means either)
Shit one more thing not nice
all new tables
must go around drawing NAZI signs again

after school go Mc eat wif the rest of the gang
and once again
we laugh like mad people in a a public area
me and syuk go buy
then gt two girl in front of us from our school
they drop coin
then they like make that small shreiks that girls make
then i make the same sound and look away
then syuk make the sound and look away
the girls were like wtF??
funny sia!

after Mc as usual
play socer at Street Soccer Court
also known as SSC
Jon still trying to improve
Claculator "maths error" means infinity right?
so when he scored
we called it maths error shot
one-in-infinity
AHAHHAHA!?!?!??!?!?!?
so cruel
but wat can i do?
so gay
no offence dude!?!?!

K then here some pics
need go sleep
but dunno why i just drank coffee

PAO!!!!!!

XUAN!!!!!

Eh...Ms ong??

Why do i still have this in my phone?
(its jonathan by the way)

AAAHHHH!!!

2009-06-10T11:31:00.002+08:00

GUYS!!! GALS!!!
DUDES!!! DUDETTES!!!
MALES!!! FEMALES!!!
MAN!!! FEMAN!!!???

chey!

played hotel 626 yesterday night
finished it on the hundred and twenty first try
DAMN scary!!!
go play it
www.hotel626.com
can only play after 6
i played 2 in the morning
whole house dark
alone in my room
earphones at max
i nearly died of fear

chey!!!!
im lame but nt THAT lame

so u should try sia!!!
ya
kay
bye

Rs' Cybercafe

2009-06-09T12:19:00.004+08:00

PEOPLE!!!

Long time no see
Long time no hear
Long time no smell
Long time no touch
Long time no post
Long time since I was this LAME!!!

chey!

Anyways
My bro opened up a cybercafe
So now i have sort of a part time job there i guess???
But not paid
NT FAIR!!!
haha
Where was I?
Right...Cybercafe
We named it Rs'

I tell u why
how many of you know my name is Rafi??
well it is (apart from zunaied)
So i have 1 bro and 1 sis
(sis older than my bro....Bro older than me)
(makes me the smallest and the only one still in school)
(my sis married...my bro...dunno??)
anyways....
my name Starts with "R"
so do theirs....
Rafi, Rana, Ringkey
Therefore 3 "R" lah
Making Rs'

the class outing go watch drag me to hell leh!!
i wan watch so bad!!
kay??
Bye!!

SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-29T17:05:00.007+08:00

SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM VERY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha
lame

but still nt happy wif my results
must do better
even better
if i don't
somebody pls kill me

anyways
had breakfast wif cher today
i'm guessing u already know
?????????????????????????
nvm

Some pics i guess
(class outing when ah????)

THE PEOPLE

THE PEOPLE again

MODEL OF THE YEAR!!!

Muffin?

Jonathan 2 the rescue!!!!

Ms. Ong!!!(i dunno who take the pic. i think syuk)

Playin cards

OBSCENE!!!

Rock ON!!!

eh pao!!!!

faster eat lah yi han

wats jeremy doin at the back??

ehhhh????

Shadow Masters Deck

2009-05-24T13:09:00.011+08:00

Hey!!!
Guys!!!!
And Gals!!!!
Wussup!!!
I'm Still Lame!!!!
NEW BLOGSKIN!!!!!!
AND.....
I Finally Bought My Shadow Masters Deck!!!!
haha

So ya...i bought a shadow masters deck
company is "bicycle cards"
Only 1 shop in whole of singapore that sell bicycle cards
direct from america
Below gt pics
can see anot???

The 4 Aces

The Ace Of Spades

The Back

the deck lah

The deck again???( can see??)

My 2 Decks (white one is my previous deck)

2 decks spread out

again 2 decks

both decks again

2 aces of spades

Yeah!!! My Deck!!!
nice ryte?
will be bringing it next monday
who wan see magic???

anyways another pic
(Photoshopped)

The sky is burning??!!

they call it MANGO SURPRISE

SURPRISE MY FOOT!!!
its just sprite and mango
but the compination nt bad lah

went to see movie
Angels vs Demons
Eh!?!?!
Angels Kill Demons!?!??
OH YA!!!!
Angels AND Demons

Saw neither angels nor demons
just some statues of angels
not even 1 statue of demons

Nt bad lah the movie
if u understand lah
little funny stuff
gt twist in the end
haha
Wanted to watch Night at the museum 2
nt fair
only gt front row seat for it
front row must look up like hell
neck will die by the end of the movie

anyways
ya lah
bought my deck
jermy....
i mean jeremey
bought another deck
called the ghost "deck"

kay lah
bye!!!
P.S. Check out Linkin Park's new song
"New Divide" Its transformers new theme song
you know?? the new transformers 2??

Sad News

2009-05-21T16:35:00.002+08:00

I Failed 2 Subjects!!
Not Fair!!!
I Die!!!!
Damn It
Thinking Of Not Showing My Parents
XDDDD
Serious

Haha
anyways
after school had the biology thing
the workshop thing
you know?
nvm

quite interesting actually
haha
i never go for the first workshop
had rehearsals
(another story)
anyways
came back quite late
4pm
is that late to ya?
nvm
while coming back
bought a newspaper
nuthing much inside
saw grace and yuan teng at bus stop
then saw syukri on his new bike when i alighted from bus

came home
then post this post i guess

my internet gt upgrade also
20mbps
can play games damn fast
online games that is
Fifa online nice sia
so far played with guys from poland, germany, denmark, britain, usa, mexico.
Waiting to find people from australia.

thats it lah
bye!

P.S. Somebody can tag bo??? Posting everytime then no one reply. its like no one reading this. IS anyone reading this?

EXAMS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-19T18:42:00.003+08:00

People!!!
EXAMS OVER!!!!
I Think Quite Okay Lah
Hope At Least Get 3 A1
Pray 4 Me!!!
Not 4 Yourself

LOL
Thinking about changing my blogskin
Cant find any websites with nice ones
recommend me
please!!!
Someone!!!
except www.blogskin.com
Please!!!

Anyways
my shoe tear ready
how many of you gt see my shoe covered with scotch tape today??

Tore when playing soccer
Wei Xuan lah
kick my shoe
(haha no offence)

After last exam went to eat macdonalds
i think my 7th week in a row

7!!! my lucky number
I tell you why 7 my lucky number
1) My favourite player(C.Ronaldo) no. 7
2) I'm the 7th player on a softball match
3) when i was 7, i cut my leg (i gt a small patch of fake skin...damn cool eh)
haha
4) as i recall...I scored 7 headers since the start of this year
5) 7 people i know has the same handphone as me

Thats it.....
i just love the number 7...

i'm MAD!!!
glad u know

anyways some pics i took with my very popular handphone
(some quite long ago)

so sad chuan yi

so so sad chuan yi (EH CARRY MY BAG ALSO!!!)

(T1)

BYE!!!!!

EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-12T19:03:00.008+08:00

Hey Guys!!!
Nothing To Post.
Until Today Lah
:DD
Exams!!!
Stress!!!

Anyways, me syukri, wei shan, Amirah go revise together today.

I dun know wat the heck we revise

anyways.. Theres like this study corner made for the residents of my building so that when the construction people are making a lot of noise... we can go there and be in peace.

Air-con plus sound-proof eh!!!
Got like 3 big sofas and 3 armchairs eh!!!
DAMN comfortable.

But we fool around when amirah came.

before that we were studying in peace

YOUR FAULT AMIRAH!!!! CANNOT STUDY!!!

Anyways...some pics....
Nuthing much

Amirah??? Laughin i guess....

I'M KILLING SYUK!!!

WEI SHAN!!! Y SO SCARED???

SCAM!!!

2009-05-05T17:52:00.003+08:00

PEOPLE!!!!
Wussup!!!!
I'M GETTING LAMER EVERYDAY!!!!

Anyways...WE GOT SCAMMED!!!!
(our class i mean)

The "SunRISE Terrace" name for the new terrace thingy was ours!!!
not fair!!
the 2E4 people go steal ours!!!
the school never even see ours!!!
AAAAHHHHH!!!

Nvm lah
must pity them
tthey not smart enough to think of their own

haha
relax i'm kidding
or am i???
:DDDDD

coincidence eh
Monday the ball we play with kena the goal post hook then punctured!!!
few minutes later when i had softball training...
I found a perfectly good ball!!!
it was green and like camouflaged between the bushes
(you all got see the green ball ryte?)

i know u are thinking that its sort of stealing
but when we played during recess and after school

nobody came to take what!!!
so most probably from outside, the ball fall in and the owner give up already
:DDD

Somemore the dudes left the ball at the field but still nobody take

kay then..

during PE we had softball theory thing in class for 10 mins
then went down to hall for interclass
i played the first game of captains ball!!!
haha
lame
anyways we lost all ryte??
not sure
after playing the first game
i go play soccer
i scored 4 goals!!!
grace was the only girl playing
wierd
the others were like sitting down
doing nuthin....

anyways quite fun lah
wednesday got full dress rehearsal for the opening of the sports hall thing for softball

sad...we have to wear the red jersey
and i'm the only one on the team who doesn't have one
:(
(i came in during sec2 only mah)
sad

kay lah thats it.....

P.S. Mr Izam PRO SEH!!!!
(correct spelling annot)??

P.S.P.S will you all stop irritating me about the indian guys painting the atrium thing????
very racist eh!!
you all think i dun mind issit??

EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-29T15:17:00.002+08:00

YO!!!!
Long Time No Post!!!
Because!!!
This Week Very Boring!!!!

haha

as i said...this week very boring sia
everybody revising and revising
EXAMS ARE HERE PEOPLE!!!!!
WAKE UP!!!!

Nothing to do also
not like last week

Go roof, play soccer, go NTUC elderly care ah and some other lame stuff

but this week not that fun
I mean got play soccer lah but not that interesting

You know
our class should do sumthing 2gether
like watch movie or sumthin
we dun look that united as a class

Never mind lah
nuthin to ryte
than must start revisin also

gtg

BYE!!!!!!

NTUC Elderly ....Something???

2009-04-23T16:08:00.010+08:00

HEY!!!!
Today went to NTUC Elderly care

Not as lively as i thought it would be
anyways here are the pics.....
(i took vids but taking a whole lot of time to upload)

the old lady there sleeping...zzzzzz

Miss Ong

Us playing while old people eating.....so rude of us....haha

SHE'S HOGGING ALL THE GRAPES!!!
haha (GRAAAAPES>>>>GRAAAACE)

WOW....2 aces....blackjack 21....perfect hand...old guy sommore

Jeremey and cassandra performing for em

Us walkin there.....

So after that went home lah
nothing else

I dunno why jonathan suddenly gt nose bleed
i think he was picking his nose while walking down the staircase....
haha

Relax jonathan....relax

anyways came home and jonathan kept bugging me about posting...so i did lah

Oh check out my previous post
the one with the roof access
haha
still laughing

Became First Students On Roof!!!!! (I Think Lah)

2009-04-22T18:47:00.006+08:00

People!!!!!!
Wussup????

Never Mind Its Lame

Okay Then!!! 2day became first students on roof!!!
i think first lah
nt sure
here are some photos!!!!!
(had softball jersey...so i wear...:DD)
(pao was taking photo..so can only see him in 3rd pic...beside Daryl)

One Small Step For Students...One Big Step For 3E1!! (got daryl also:D)

Hail Hitler!!! (Chuan Showing Middle Finger)

The Pic Speaks For Itself

Me, Syukri and Jonathan

THIS COULD BE YOU!!! JOIN THE 3E1 SOCCER GANG!!! TONS OF ADVENTURES AVAILABLE!!! (its daryl's face....sorry ah!!)

Some Wierd Truck Driver Came In and Took Like 10 Minutes To Get Out OF School Gate!!! The White Car At The Bottom Could Not Get Out. HAHA

Me Being A Kid Again!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Fun We Have

Anyways long time never post
Sorry ah!!:DDD

Let me start from Tuesday
Lame sia!!!
was raining, so couldn't have softball

i was so looking forward to batting sia
never mind lah
at least got i think should be my fastest ever time in shuttle run
1st attempt---10.8s
2nd attempt---10.5s

not bad eh
0.3 second improve
tried to do pull up
got 3 or 2 i think
i suck :D
Chuan pro sia
he gt six ryte?

anyways came home lah
still cant find detailed video on how to make flames in photoshop

sleep then wake up
go school 2 day
was wishing would rain again
sad lah
it didn't

was supposed to buy can for metta thing
went to the shop
had short term memory loss
i bought bottle instead

stupid me

then mother tongue
never do the english situational writing
had to do it outside class

i was so OUT-STANDING

correction:
OUT-SITTING
haha

maths quite fun
the chapter quite easy actually
dont think its A Maths so its gonna be hard eh!!

Then after school i found 3 reasons why u should listen to me

First i ask to go street soccer court play
never listen.....

Jon Kena hit in the face by ball
his specs break

First reason

Second reason is......
I ask go street soccer court but pao hup still wanted to kick in the field

I try take ball from him......
i never get
Wei Xuan go take and kick for no reason
it soared through the air and guess what!!!

Landed on the roof
stuck there sia

Ask janitor lend key then we went onto roof
he actually let all of us go alone!!!!

Principal Know he die SIA!!!!!

Don't worry we not that bad :D

Somemore got 1 ledge can easily fall off u know!!!
Siao lah the janitor
(no offence lah, at least he let us key)

Found the ball
then found another ball also eh!!
(the one on my head in pic #5)
Not Totally Bad Lah then
gt one extra ball
haha

eh who take the ball ah!?!?!?!?!

now the third reason

I ask play street soccer ryte?
nobody listen

The thing is that play at street soccer court can finish faster one.
Field always take a lot of time play

Because of that.....Syukri missed his favourite Show!!!

HAHA

Lame

SO ALWAYS LISTEN TO ME CAN BO!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

Went To YOGa Today

2009-04-16T18:13:00.005+08:00

Hey!!!!
Went to YOG today
(youth olympic games)
they should really put like a "centre" or "museum" at the back
you know like "youth olympic games centre/museum"

very wierd eh just say youth olympic games
its like we're going to the stadium they are playing at or sumthing

Anyways quite fun lah
here are some of the pics i took

The three skin colors and environmental people

Bus when coming home (SSSHHHHH!)

Jonathan drooling (photoshopped)LOL

The Instructor (jay or ray ah???)

me poking the dummy

i park my bike outside then suddenly see it in display sia!!

The hall of pics?

Nt sure

Nt sure also

The ONLY 2 medals S'pore win

HAH GRACE

GRACE

DUNNO!??!!?

the thing outside YOG. one of its values or sumthing

Well after coming back went to play soccer
then went home lah

Oh ya!!
tnx to Jing Yi for finnding my phone under my table
lucky sia
if nt the cleaner take
TNX JING YI!!!

after that nothing much
just played 4 one hour
thats it lah
XD

Did You Know Laughing Is Contagious?

2009-04-15T20:56:00.006+08:00

Yo my people!!
My Day Is Once Again Boring!!!
WOOOO!!!

Still feels weird laughing to myself :D

Anyways today in school I was thinking in my head,
I'm Not Going To Play Soccer Today
I'm Not Going To Play Soccer Today
I'm Not Going To Play Soccer Today

GUESS WHAT!!!!!
I PLAYED SOCCER!!!!!

What can I say, cannot resist leh.
I'll try to resist till next week.
(should put this on my to-do-list)

Had nothing to post, so thought I would photoshop my hand in flames.
GUESS WHAT!!!!
THE INTERNET IS USELESS AGAIN!!!!
I went everywhere!!!
Youtube, metacafe, sclipo, etc.
None had DETAILED tutorials on how to create flames in photoshop.
THIS SUCKS!!!

.......

Nt sure wat to say
Ah!! We play soccer we own 2....... dunno wat to call them
teams??
nvm lah
So we win some sec 4 guys from ESSS
and win some bedok view (i think) guys
So i was like telling everyone there (chuan yi, wei xuan, muhaimin, syukri, darell?, wei liong and jonathan)

(me talking)
Eh we win both of them
So they play against each other for the right to challenge us
something like semifinal

then in the end the bedok view "team" had to go so they couldn't play against each other
so i said the bedok view team forfeited and now we play ""FINAL"" with the sec 4 guys
Jonathan BURST out laughing!!!
Unfortuante for him his mouth was full of green tea
he PUI out all the green tea

after the so called "final"
i saw Jon drinkning his green tea again
seeing the golden light
i stand in front of him and........

START LAUHGING
he also start laughing then he pui out all the green tea again
later again the same thing
start drinking
then i make him laugh again
then he pui everything out again
this continued 4 timez

nobody stop lauhging sia!!
Aiya my stomach pain like hell

Then come home time laugh some more
saw grace goh and yuan teng at traffic light outside school
shout YUAN TENGGGG!!!
she never hear
Her nose too powerful to detect my stink (which really dun have one, except once)
but her hearing the power go down
anyways so them at the bus stop later
pao was there and some other dude
nt sure who the heck he is

Now i gt proof i dun stink!!
grace and pao stood like 30 cm from me but still no stink!!
I GOT PROOF NOW!!!!!!!
anyways
sent grace some shaker themes
they are themes that change wallpaper when shake lah
quite unique actually
nt all phone can
if your phone gt motion sensor, tell me
i give you the website 4 it

anyways
on the bus laugh some more with pao, syukri and muhaimin
(how many of you know syukri live in the same block as me????)
Stomach really pain loh!!
Probably get abs by the time the year finishes
too funny class lah
grateful to be in it
GO 3E1!!!!

Where's The SJAB When You Need Them?

2009-04-13T17:21:00.005+08:00

Seriously!!!
Today needed them BAD!!
This kid(my junior in softball).....I think his names is Marcus.
Ya Marcus..
He was having gastric (not the "needing SJAB" part yet)
As i was sayin
Gastric
Wasn't feeling well
Being the only senior to go to training today
I had the authority to give him permission to go rest
Guess wat....I ask him go sit under the shelter and he go lie on the ground beside there(not the "needing the SJAB" part yet)
Unfortunate for him.....Some idiot(not softball one) saw a ball near the staircase and decided to play around.
Threw the ball over the fence and into MARCUS' FACE!!!
Hit his nose I think
BLOOD STARTED GUSHING OUT!!!!!!(Needing the SJAB now)
Whoever the idiot was ran away(lucky he wasn't in my reach, I would have killed him, haha)
Well back to Marcus
Most horrific scene I have ever seen.
Couldn't stand it sia
almost puked(first time see so much blood, gimme a break lah)
(Amirah we have something in common....WE BOTH CAN'T STAND BLOOD!!!!)
Blood was gushing and gushing out of his nose
Told some of my juniors to go get tissue from the toilet
(they emptied the whole thing)
Told the other Juniors to call Mr. Ng Choon Cheng (our teacher in charge)
He came running to the field
WARNING!!!!GAY RUNNING!!!!( no offense i'm sure his not gay)
I almost started puking and laughing at the same time
Well after that the blood dried up and stuff
His was a little bit crooked though
He'll be fine lah
GO MARCUS!!!

Well while coming home, saw this

The kid was practically scratching his AHEM!!!
I don't thing I am allowed to say that word am I?
Nvm
Scratching for the whole journey (4-5 mins?)
Could'nt help but take pic
almost got caught sia!
the sound on my phone was on
took the pic then got the you know the camera make, that sound
lucky the kid never hear sia!!

Thats it lah.
1 more thing
Its fun bossing my juniors around

EH!!! YOU GO THERE!!!
AH!!!YOU COME HERE!!!

relax lah i'm not that evil
i don't do that
Great friends with them
They like me best!!!ahem ahem
haha
Chey
Anyways...Stay Away from softballs
they may be called "soft"balls
but they're freaking hard
Want a 85mph ball coming at your face?
Yes?
I'd be honored.
No?
SMART!!!

Getting Bored With Posting

2009-04-12T15:06:00.005+08:00

Hi....(i'm really starting to get bored posting)
Anyways
Just saw the new shopping center open
one word
SUCKS!!!!!!
or maybe 7 words?
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!!!
I mean i just went down the escalator to the basement 1
i almost puked!!!!
I mean I get they're cooking food
but the smell of so much food mixed together was hell!!!
i don't know whether it was just my bad day or what
I AM NEVER GOING THERE AGAIN!!!

Well thats about it
quite boring sia 2day
nvm lah
why should i bother you guys with my bordem
haha
bye

P.S. Still feels very weird laughing to myself

Next week MT EXAM!!! AAAAAH!!!

2009-04-11T15:52:00.006+08:00

Hey guys! Tnx for viewin' my blog.
What? Four people viewed it in two days. Not bad wat!
I know lah you guys expect looooong posts in blogs.
but what can i say
my vocab too good
CHEY!!!

anyways went to my MT school 2day.
haha over slept and gt there 1 hour late
but nt like english school
you come late there also nothin happens to ya
but miss 1 hour
somemore next saturday MT EXAM sia!!!!
Confirm FAIL
guarantee
made my teacher mad
recess 30 min
i and my bros go play soccer come back 15 mins late
what can i say
TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVIN FUN!!!

Wierd thing you know...... i was coming home in MRT
then gt one family of 3 kids come in (quite young kids)
Cram sia the MRT
Still I was the only one who gave up my seat!!!!!
WALLAO!!! They were handling 3 kids and nobody gave up their seats!!!!!
Singaporeans nowadays :(
HAH i'm a PR!!!
No offence

Came home then found my brother install adobe photoshop
immediately went online and see how to make pics vampires and made this,
(credit to www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dQuIqajaA)

(Click to see bigger)
A VAMPIRE WEARING A MUSTACHE!!!!!!
(if you dunno about the original of this photo, scroll down and view my previous post)
haha glowin eyes, pointed ears, vampire teeth, pale face, most impotantly BLOOD!!!!!
(hold ctrl and scroll of you cant see)

thats about it for 2day i guess
Tnx to those who TAG!!!

P.S. still feels wierd laughin to myself

Bored!!!!

2009-04-10T18:35:00.005+08:00

Boring sia today. Wanted go library or something. Guess what? Closed.
DAMN PISSED OFF!!!
Still regretting not taking photos during LTA trip.
Could have put here

Anyways gt these pics
i guarantee you will laugh like hell.

The first 4 pics is me and syuk wearing fake mustaches.
I was laughing my head off.............so was the guy in the background(2nd pic)
the last one is an apple pie showing the middle finger.
LAME but funny sia!!!!

Very First Post!!!

2009-04-09T19:16:00.004+08:00

Hey!! My very very first post sia!!
Didn't know would take me this long to get a bloody blogskin.
Can't even find eh!!
Didn't know internet could be so useless sometimez.
HAHA

P.S. Feels wierd laughing to myself.
Anyways hope you liked it.