It Sux Being Locked Out Of Your Own House

ppl! (specifically syuk)
(who is apparently the only one reading this crap)
I know the world hates me!
Woohoo

Locked outta my house
pants tear
and what not

ugh
today went to study wif wei shan and syuk
study okay lah
Cause Nerds Fire Crazy Doctors For Respiration
Doctors Blame Mother Because Police Like Dogs
Two pieces of crap we came up with

then go home
see that sis left the house with door locked
and it just so happened that i forgot to take my keys
so fortunate ah?

then i realise key on table
try use the broom outside to reach
cannot
gt one metal rod oso
i take of my shoe the lace
tie the rod to the broom
can reach!!

BUT CANNOT HOOK THE F**KING KEY!

then i drag onto the floor
then i slip the the stool i was standing on
my pants tear
~into a perfect square~

neighbour walk past me
look at me like some retard liddat
so i carry on with the sweeping of the keys towards me

finally lah
get the key
guess what!

CAN OPEN!
something good actually happened!
XD

hmph
I BOUGHT A NEW BIKE!
lucky no. 7
hope this time wont kena stolen

i cry wan
skali on the day they open the lift
bike lost
O.o
touch wood touch wood
touch plastic touch plastic

=.=
DID YOU KNOW.....
all the furniture in my room is made of wood....
:O

sleepy lah
bb

My Heart Still Pain Sia

ppl!
longtime never post
(i doubt anybody is reading this anyways)
sry to the guyz who gonna drop Pure Sciences
i thought i was gonna have to drop sia
u know when mr. tan announce the name right

he was goin in the sequence of register number
he reach Jun Xian then got one more
i thought gonna be me

he say "zzzzz"
i tot will be "oonaayed" after tat
but then came out
"aaveeyer"
I was like AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(not literally)
inside i was screaming
my heart literally did a backflip
(not literally :p)

wah my heart pain like fuck
but i glad i study
need to buck up
NEVER THOUGHT DIARY CAN BE SO USEFULL!!!
i every year tot they juz waste paper giving us the same shit wan
i guess after 10 yrs of schooling, a diary is not wasted
XD

kay lah gonna l4d2
see whether wan to post nxt time
byes

Teachers Day Rehearsal

People!!!
Long Time Never Post
Don't Feel Like It
Boring Also

After school wanted go softball wif benjamin
damn RAIN!!!
(nt the singer)
go up to hall and see teachers day rehearsal
[now listening to (the climb by miley cyrus)]
[nt bad actually]
took video of our class
(its below)
gt bored
sit wif chuan at gallery
wierdly no one saw us
(i think)

Anyways
heres the teachers day rehearsal the video
for those who couldn't open
(ahem..jeremy..ahem)

SBS Got Some Problem (PG13 for Coarse Language)

Imagine One Day
Standing Under The Bus Stop
Sweating Like Mad
Heat Killing You Inside
No Bus..........
Sucks Doesn't It?
Now
Imagine You On Your Bike
Stopping At The Bus Stop To Get A Drink
You Look At The Road
Slowly You See The Buses Come
1 By 1
28,28,291,28,291,28,291,28,291
All Coming With 5s Intervals
How Would You Feel?

haha
Seriously!!!
This Happened Today!!!
I wanted to cycle home today
so i go repair my bike
then go play soccer
with chuan they all

when cycling to the bus stop
i wanted a drick
so stop and buy
syuk beside
slowly we see
28 come, then come again, then 291 come, then 28 come, then 291 come...so on so forth

Both Of Us Like WTF!!?!?!?!??!
On days You no need bus
the bus straight away come
2 at a time sometimes
how many of you see gt notice before?

seriously
SBS gt some mind reading shit or wat?
or issit the f***ing bus drivers who want to drive fast on one route and slow on the other?

i think its the f***ing bus drivers
you know why?
they gt perfectly planned schedules
yet they dun wan follow
sometimes
get off late
sometimes
get off early
wtf????

assholes
no respect for other people who need to get to places on time
***** **** **** ******

^^^^^^^^
bad words

Anyways
gt up late 2day
woke up at 7.20
AM not PM!!
gt to school
the tall guy scold me
(sry dunno name...OM ah?)
then Ms. Tay
(i think)
scold me also

i look so innocent outside
inside i was throwing every vulgar word i knew at her
haha
so vulgar today
the world sux

nvm
thats pretty much it i guess
boring life

2 MORE DAYS TO BDAE!!!!!
GIMME MONEY
NO NEED PRESENTS!!!

F***ing Bike

People!!!!!
Din Want To Post!!!!
But No Choice!!!!!
Wei Shan Force Me!!!!

anyways
as you know
or not know
or maybe know
or 75% know
or 35% know
or......whatever
i gt a bike like 3 weeks ago

gt see bo?
gt some pics.........

The TomPang-ing Thing

The Bike Lah??

Adidas Sticker

The Scorpion Nike

Nike Sticker

Felt So Photograph-istic
Taking these pics

where was i?
oh ya
f***king bike
its been only 3 weeks after i bought the thing
suddenly the front tire flat
im like wtf????
then never mind
i go get new tire
then the f***ing thing
the very next day
the back tire flat
ALL BY ITSELF!!!!!!
wat the f***!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

i monday taking to the shop i buy from
im gonna give em a peice of my mind

what shit they gimme sia!!?!??!
so fast tire flat without anyone doing anything???

anways
14th Aug me BDAE!!!!
Empty your wallets!!!
gimme me money
no need presents
chey!!
15th goin watch UP
wif i dunno whu
Zainab bringing people
that all i know.....
cluless
syukri comin
i tink
wadeva

k lah
bye
Happy Wei Shan??
oh ya
some pics
like shit wan

Cannot See Clearly
but the Sun was like Verrrry Round That day

Wat i would look like in a beard...:P

The cat downstairs......cute sia!!....(I sound so gay)

Close up

Da Vinci The Gay!!

Haha
No Offence To Da Vinci
His Face Matches Mona Lisa's Face
Part Woman, Part Man
wtf?

As u now
we went to the da vinci exhibition today
at science centre
only 3E1 went
hahahahahahahahah
other class sux
[just realize im being classist]

anways
the place like shit
he create all this cool stuff
and they dont even let us touch
wtf?
they are replicas somemore
nt even the real thing
sad ah their lives?

then they say gt this whole side just for Mona Lisa
im like
okay
that might be cool
go there
its just tonnes of Mona Lisas in different colours
wtf?
some words about how it was stolen and shit like that
wasted $3 on the bloody shit
never even let us go mcdonalds
wtf?

anyways after coming back the bus driver was like in the view of the mirror
so could like see his eyes from the back
when i was sitting there
sometimes i noticed he sometimes
dunno how to say
hesitated?
a little bit

usually
bus drivers let the students go down first ryte?
this time he went down first....
then everyone like suddenly looking at the rear window of the bus
im like wat happen?
saw him at the
u know our school gt the yellow colour barricades just beside foyer where the teachers park the cars ryte?
the driver was like holding on to the thing while kneeling down
holding his back

i think he sprain or sumthing
then mr.mazli come help
see wats the prob.
helped to lay him down
asked wei ling (our class SJAB girl)
to get some
i dunno wat
she go
then we wait there for sometime
some went home
were like
where wei ling go?
shes the only SJAB there
then she disappear
????

then the security guard and ms. sakinah ask us go
so we go home lah

Thats it lah
Some pics.......

What Are We Waiting For!?!?!?!?

The Fake Dino.......Really Fake

The Water Tornado Thing

The Bus

Xuan And Chuan

WOW.....Long Time Never Post

Amazing
Never Post Since June 10
WoWoWoWoWoW
Starting to get bored wif this
blogging at 11:19 pm at night
not my best idea
nobody at home
dun feel like sleeping
slept since 530
wake up 930
nev do hmwk
woke up wif cough and running nose
wtf???
i think no need go school 2morrow
psp in hand
tv on
com on
WoW (again)

lame
anyways...watched Harry Potter on sunday
not that nice
really
not nice
im like
wat?? start ready ah? at the end of the movie
chey!

Lets see wat i can remember since i last post
oh....
PE gt interclass last last last week
we kena first siol!!!
WoW (again!!!)
cant believe
lets see gt wat else

BOUGHT A BIKE!!!!!
same as syukri bike
exact replica
wanted blue
but need order
so dun care
buy black
later no one can see me
????
anyways
look very similar
so i bought nike and adidas sticker while syuk bought transformers the sticker
now look almost not the same??
bought the thing that u use to stand behind the bike thing
the so called..."tompang-ing" thing
heres how u pronounce
(toh-m-pah-ng-ing)
so yeah
my bikecycle to school wif syuk everyday
sad my house no lift
already lost 3 bikes
dun wan lose another
so carry up and down 4 storeys everyday
heavy bodo!!
like that no need excercise anymore
wat else?

nvm
skip 2 today
errr.....
RISE selected Fu Xian for sincerity person
I vote 4 him u knoW!!!!!
U owe me!!!
chey!!
really really sincere....
(dun really know wat that means)

changed class 2 4E4 classroom
damn it
our old classroom better sia!!!
f**k lah
chey!!
gd thing is 3E2 beside
means that the soccer gang is united!!
chey!!!
(very lame 2day)
second gd thing
very close to library
MT just walk over
save 5 mins of time
can use it to sleep
Yeah!
one more gd thing actually
nt exactly for me lah
Ms Sakinah hated the 3E1 whiteboard
she'll have a nice time now
(with the new whiteboard)
her office closer now
even better 4 her
maybe she'll give less hmwk
O_o
(dunno wat that means either)
Shit one more thing not nice
all new tables
must go around drawing NAZI signs again


after school go Mc eat wif the rest of the gang
and once again
we laugh like mad people in a a public area
me and syuk go buy
then gt two girl in front of us from our school
they drop coin
then they like make that small shreiks that girls make
then i make the same sound and look away
then syuk make the sound and look away
the girls were like wtF??
funny sia!

after Mc as usual
play socer at Street Soccer Court
also known as SSC
Jon still trying to improve
Claculator "maths error" means infinity right?
so when he scored
we called it maths error shot
one-in-infinity
AHAHHAHA!?!?!??!?!?!?
so cruel
but wat can i do?
so gay
no offence dude!?!?!

K then here some pics
need go sleep
but dunno why i just drank coffee

PAO!!!!!!

XUAN!!!!!

Eh...Ms ong??

Why do i still have this in my phone?
(its jonathan by the way)