It Sux Being Locked Out Of Your Own House

ppl! (specifically syuk)
(who is apparently the only one reading this crap)
I know the world hates me!
Woohoo

Locked outta my house
pants tear
and what not

ugh
today went to study wif wei shan and syuk
study okay lah
Cause Nerds Fire Crazy Doctors For Respiration
Doctors Blame Mother Because Police Like Dogs
Two pieces of crap we came up with

then go home
see that sis left the house with door locked
and it just so happened that i forgot to take my keys
so fortunate ah?

then i realise key on table
try use the broom outside to reach
cannot
gt one metal rod oso
i take of my shoe the lace
tie the rod to the broom
can reach!!

BUT CANNOT HOOK THE F**KING KEY!

then i drag onto the floor
then i slip the the stool i was standing on
my pants tear
~into a perfect square~

neighbour walk past me
look at me like some retard liddat
so i carry on with the sweeping of the keys towards me

finally lah
get the key
guess what!

CAN OPEN!
something good actually happened!
XD

hmph
I BOUGHT A NEW BIKE!
lucky no. 7
hope this time wont kena stolen

i cry wan
skali on the day they open the lift
bike lost
O.o
touch wood touch wood
touch plastic touch plastic

=.=
DID YOU KNOW.....
all the furniture in my room is made of wood....
:O

sleepy lah
bb