Where's The SJAB When You Need Them?

Seriously!!!
Today needed them BAD!!
This kid(my junior in softball).....I think his names is Marcus.
Ya Marcus..
He was having gastric (not the "needing SJAB" part yet)
As i was sayin
Gastric
Wasn't feeling well
Being the only senior to go to training today
I had the authority to give him permission to go rest
Guess wat....I ask him go sit under the shelter and he go lie on the ground beside there(not the "needing the SJAB" part yet)
Unfortunate for him.....Some idiot(not softball one) saw a ball near the staircase and decided to play around.
Threw the ball over the fence and into MARCUS' FACE!!!
Hit his nose I think
BLOOD STARTED GUSHING OUT!!!!!!(Needing the SJAB now)
Whoever the idiot was ran away(lucky he wasn't in my reach, I would have killed him, haha)
Well back to Marcus
Most horrific scene I have ever seen.
Couldn't stand it sia
almost puked(first time see so much blood, gimme a break lah)
(Amirah we have something in common....WE BOTH CAN'T STAND BLOOD!!!!)
Blood was gushing and gushing out of his nose
Told some of my juniors to go get tissue from the toilet
(they emptied the whole thing)
Told the other Juniors to call Mr. Ng Choon Cheng (our teacher in charge)
He came running to the field
WARNING!!!!GAY RUNNING!!!!( no offense i'm sure his not gay)
I almost started puking and laughing at the same time
Well after that the blood dried up and stuff
His was a little bit crooked though
He'll be fine lah
GO MARCUS!!!

Well while coming home, saw this

The kid was practically scratching his AHEM!!!
I don't thing I am allowed to say that word am I?
Nvm
Scratching for the whole journey (4-5 mins?)
Could'nt help but take pic
almost got caught sia!
the sound on my phone was on
took the pic then got the you know the camera make, that sound
lucky the kid never hear sia!!

Thats it lah.
1 more thing
Its fun bossing my juniors around

EH!!! YOU GO THERE!!!
AH!!!YOU COME HERE!!!

relax lah i'm not that evil
i don't do that
Great friends with them
They like me best!!!ahem ahem
haha
Chey
Anyways...Stay Away from softballs
they may be called "soft"balls
but they're freaking hard
Want a 85mph ball coming at your face?
Yes?
I'd be honored.
No?
SMART!!!